You know you have lived in Thailand when...

you feel weird if people don’t look in your trolley at the supermarket.

Going home at 3am is calling it an early night.

if the photo of the taxi driver license matches the driver you actually make a comment to your friends.

The united nations has less nationalities than your group of friends.

Tuesday is a valid night to go clubbing

Porn is your neighbor not what you look at for recreation.

people saying yes and nodding simply means they have no idea what you are saying, and you are Ok with this.

Food without chilli is basically air.